Did you know that YouTube has a new function now? Before posting comments, they can be read to you in a voice that sounds uncannily like the one from the Project Chanology videos, in an effort to combat retarded posters who do not think before they post.
I think I spend a good ten minutes filling in REALLY BAD WORDS just to have them read back to me for shits and giggles. Yea, I'm easily amused.
What's funny is, the Disembodied Voice actually does a fair rendition of my name, which 90% of new people that I meet (and ~30% of my friends) mispronounce on a regular basis. It still mispronounces "loli", though.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
WAKARIMASU KA~, part deux
I saw skirt-girl-chan again today, wearing a different colored skirt. Beige it was, I think.
Now excuse me while I go appeal that restraining order.
Now excuse me while I go appeal that restraining order.
Monday, September 22, 2008
WAKARIMASU KA~
UBC is full of scary Asian males. Just ask the animu clubbu.
But I digress.
So today I saw a girl wearing a skirt. Nothing special, you say. After all, girls the world over (except in Fundamentalist Islamic countries) wear skirts. But this girl, my friends, shall go down in the annals of history as the one skirt wearer who will change the destiny of mankind.
For this girl was also riding a bicycle.
I'll leave it to you to realize the ramifications of such an act.
p.s. I think I kinda had an o____O face on when I was looking at her 'cuz she stared at me for a second. It was a combination of 1. How could anyone be so stupid and 2. More girls should be like her. Man, I'm such a pervert.
But I digress.
So today I saw a girl wearing a skirt. Nothing special, you say. After all, girls the world over (except in Fundamentalist Islamic countries) wear skirts. But this girl, my friends, shall go down in the annals of history as the one skirt wearer who will change the destiny of mankind.
For this girl was also riding a bicycle.
I'll leave it to you to realize the ramifications of such an act.
p.s. I think I kinda had an o____O face on when I was looking at her 'cuz she stared at me for a second. It was a combination of 1. How could anyone be so stupid and 2. More girls should be like her. Man, I'm such a pervert.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
EPIC LOLI RAGE
Note: title has little/nothing to do with this post.
I hate how my friends laugh at me instead of helping me extract my foot when I accidentally get it stuck between two rocks while picking upsoap a pot. I don't get enough love :'(
UBC's been going well for me this year, so far. The new agenda is bloody awesome, as it has a picture of a tree (?) on its cover. Oh yea, and the binding doesn't suck ass. I may actually use it, just like I may actually attend all my classes. Cue sarcastic laughter here.
I'm also registered for EOSC 116. For the uninitiated, EOSC is the course code for Earth and Ocean Sciences. And what is EOSC 116 about, and why am I so delirious with joy, you ask? Because it's about DINOSAURS. That's right. You heard it. DINOSAURS. Which other university would have a class as epic as studying fucking DINOSAURS???!? Certainly not SFU, ha ha.
And you can bet yer ass I'm bringing plastic Jurassic Park velociraptor models to the first class.
In a totally unrelated note, a Kingsway Sushi staff apparently plays Half-Life 2. How do I know? Take a look at this:
Now take a look at this:
See the similarity there? I bet there's a sushi maker out there somewhere, wondering how he'd integrate a Vortigaunt into a spicy tuna cone.
p.s. What sort of sick pervert would come up with erotic fanfiction for Jurassic Park? All my precious childhood memories of the movie have been sullied, thanks to someone's story of raptor on raptor...God, I can't even finish this. I hope he gets run over by a school bus full of six-year-olds.
I hate how my friends laugh at me instead of helping me extract my foot when I accidentally get it stuck between two rocks while picking up
UBC's been going well for me this year, so far. The new agenda is bloody awesome, as it has a picture of a tree (?) on its cover. Oh yea, and the binding doesn't suck ass. I may actually use it, just like I may actually attend all my classes. Cue sarcastic laughter here.
I'm also registered for EOSC 116. For the uninitiated, EOSC is the course code for Earth and Ocean Sciences. And what is EOSC 116 about, and why am I so delirious with joy, you ask? Because it's about DINOSAURS. That's right. You heard it. DINOSAURS. Which other university would have a class as epic as studying fucking DINOSAURS???!? Certainly not SFU, ha ha.
And you can bet yer ass I'm bringing plastic Jurassic Park velociraptor models to the first class.
In a totally unrelated note, a Kingsway Sushi staff apparently plays Half-Life 2. How do I know? Take a look at this:
Now take a look at this:
See the similarity there? I bet there's a sushi maker out there somewhere, wondering how he'd integrate a Vortigaunt into a spicy tuna cone.
p.s. What sort of sick pervert would come up with erotic fanfiction for Jurassic Park? All my precious childhood memories of the movie have been sullied, thanks to someone's story of raptor on raptor...God, I can't even finish this. I hope he gets run over by a school bus full of six-year-olds.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Unintentional Emo!
This just in! It's an incredibly retarded idea to "snowboard" down a hill on a piece of cardboard when there are rocks scattered throughout.
I wasn't drunk, by the way. And now my hands have little patches of skin missing, and my right pinky knuckle is swollen. So emo ;_;
Camping was pretty awesome though. Hide and seek in the dark, mafia (in which I died first almost every round), singing Hannah Montana, "pelican soup" and other happy stories, jumping/falling in the river, cross-cultural misunderstandings ("Hey Caucasian-boy! Come here!"; returning to civilization was somewhat of a drag after that.
On a side note, be careful what you wish for. You might not like it after you get it.
On a totally unrelated note:
[23:35:29] <@be0wulf> btw, what happened to jyuu?
[23:35:32] <@be0wulf> he's usually on now
[23:35:33] <@Jyuu> wow
[23:35:35] <@Jyuu> arenas
[23:35:36] <@be0wulf> along with deuce
[23:35:37] <@Jyuu> 2 mins
[23:35:39] <@be0wulf> ........
[23:36:02] <@vphamv> he re activated his WoW account
[23:36:06] <@vphamv> nuff said
[23:36:34] <@be0wulf> ahhhhhh
[23:36:36] <@be0wulf> i see
[23:36:40] <@be0wulf> wow
[23:36:45] <@be0wulf> whenever i say "i see"
[23:36:51] <@be0wulf> i keep thinking of anime
[23:36:54] <@be0wulf> dunno why
[23:37:10] <@vphamv> weirdo
[23:37:15] <@be0wulf> you know how like
[23:37:28] <@vphamv> ?
[23:37:29] <@be0wulf> sometimes the girl likes a guy
[23:37:35] <@be0wulf> and kinda hints at it
[23:37:41] <@be0wulf> but finds out the guy likes another girl
[23:37:43] <@be0wulf> and she goes
[23:37:45] <@be0wulf> "soka"
[23:37:46] <@be0wulf> or whatever
[23:37:48] <@be0wulf> lol
[23:37:51] <@be0wulf> wow i'm weird
[23:38:00] <@vphamv> ...
[23:38:10] <@vphamv> too much manga and animu me thinks
[23:38:16] <@be0wulf> you know what i'm talking about right?!?
[23:38:56] <@vphamv> yes yes be0
[23:39:06] <@vphamv> but you're still weird
[23:39:08] <@vphamv> =P
[23:39:34] <@be0wulf> ^.^
...
[23:43:05] <@be0wulf> i was watching
[23:43:08] <@be0wulf> 5cmps
[23:43:10] <@be0wulf> in my tent
[23:43:12] <@be0wulf> at night
[23:43:17] <@be0wulf> yesterday
[23:43:18] <@be0wulf> ;_;
[23:43:23] <@vphamv> whyz....
[23:43:26] <@be0wulf> dunno
[23:43:28] <@be0wulf> i only had
[23:43:36] <@vphamv> though ironically i was doing that on saturday. x.x
[23:43:38] <@be0wulf> haruhi, kgne, 5cm, and transformers on my ipod
[23:43:48] <@vphamv> and cowboy bebop last 3 episodes. x.x
[23:43:50] <@be0wulf> need to convert voices and place promised
[23:43:53] <@be0wulf> ;_;
[23:44:35] <@vphamv> eh
[23:44:39] <@vphamv> that was alright imo
[23:44:40] <@vphamv> not great
[23:44:57] <@be0wulf> i don't have anything else
[23:45:04] <@be0wulf> drill animu would take forever to convert
[23:45:09] <@be0wulf> and i don'tfeel like watching sola or ef
[23:45:24] <@vphamv> lol
[23:45:34] <@vphamv> gunbusters 2 imo
[23:45:36] <@be0wulf> bleh
[23:45:39] <@vphamv> 6 episodes
[23:45:43] <@be0wulf> shinkai needs to get his ass in gear
[23:47:10] <@vphamv> he's in europe
[23:47:23] <@vphamv> wonder if it'll be an old type movie
[23:47:34] <@vphamv> like the 1960's ish stuff
[23:48:17] <@be0wulf> well
[23:48:20] <@be0wulf> just as long as
[23:48:23] <@be0wulf> THERE ARE NO FUCKING TRAINS
That's all, folks. 'Til next time.
I wasn't drunk, by the way. And now my hands have little patches of skin missing, and my right pinky knuckle is swollen. So emo ;_;
Camping was pretty awesome though. Hide and seek in the dark, mafia (in which I died first almost every round), singing Hannah Montana, "pelican soup" and other happy stories, jumping/falling in the river, cross-cultural misunderstandings ("Hey Caucasian-boy! Come here!"; returning to civilization was somewhat of a drag after that.
On a side note, be careful what you wish for. You might not like it after you get it.
On a totally unrelated note:
[23:35:29] <@be0wulf> btw, what happened to jyuu?
[23:35:32] <@be0wulf> he's usually on now
[23:35:33] <@Jyuu> wow
[23:35:35] <@Jyuu> arenas
[23:35:36] <@be0wulf> along with deuce
[23:35:37] <@Jyuu> 2 mins
[23:35:39] <@be0wulf> ........
[23:36:02] <@vphamv> he re activated his WoW account
[23:36:06] <@vphamv> nuff said
[23:36:34] <@be0wulf> ahhhhhh
[23:36:36] <@be0wulf> i see
[23:36:40] <@be0wulf> wow
[23:36:45] <@be0wulf> whenever i say "i see"
[23:36:51] <@be0wulf> i keep thinking of anime
[23:36:54] <@be0wulf> dunno why
[23:37:10] <@vphamv> weirdo
[23:37:15] <@be0wulf> you know how like
[23:37:28] <@vphamv> ?
[23:37:29] <@be0wulf> sometimes the girl likes a guy
[23:37:35] <@be0wulf> and kinda hints at it
[23:37:41] <@be0wulf> but finds out the guy likes another girl
[23:37:43] <@be0wulf> and she goes
[23:37:45] <@be0wulf> "soka"
[23:37:46] <@be0wulf> or whatever
[23:37:48] <@be0wulf> lol
[23:37:51] <@be0wulf> wow i'm weird
[23:38:00] <@vphamv> ...
[23:38:10] <@vphamv> too much manga and animu me thinks
[23:38:16] <@be0wulf> you know what i'm talking about right?!?
[23:38:56] <@vphamv> yes yes be0
[23:39:06] <@vphamv> but you're still weird
[23:39:08] <@vphamv> =P
[23:39:34] <@be0wulf> ^.^
...
[23:43:05] <@be0wulf> i was watching
[23:43:08] <@be0wulf> 5cmps
[23:43:10] <@be0wulf> in my tent
[23:43:12] <@be0wulf> at night
[23:43:17] <@be0wulf> yesterday
[23:43:18] <@be0wulf> ;_;
[23:43:23] <@vphamv> whyz....
[23:43:26] <@be0wulf> dunno
[23:43:28] <@be0wulf> i only had
[23:43:36] <@vphamv> though ironically i was doing that on saturday. x.x
[23:43:38] <@be0wulf> haruhi, kgne, 5cm, and transformers on my ipod
[23:43:48] <@vphamv> and cowboy bebop last 3 episodes. x.x
[23:43:50] <@be0wulf> need to convert voices and place promised
[23:43:53] <@be0wulf> ;_;
[23:44:35] <@vphamv> eh
[23:44:39] <@vphamv> that was alright imo
[23:44:40] <@vphamv> not great
[23:44:57] <@be0wulf> i don't have anything else
[23:45:04] <@be0wulf> drill animu would take forever to convert
[23:45:09] <@be0wulf> and i don'tfeel like watching sola or ef
[23:45:24] <@vphamv> lol
[23:45:34] <@vphamv> gunbusters 2 imo
[23:45:36] <@be0wulf> bleh
[23:45:39] <@vphamv> 6 episodes
[23:45:43] <@be0wulf> shinkai needs to get his ass in gear
[23:47:10] <@vphamv> he's in europe
[23:47:23] <@vphamv> wonder if it'll be an old type movie
[23:47:34] <@vphamv> like the 1960's ish stuff
[23:48:17] <@be0wulf> well
[23:48:20] <@be0wulf> just as long as
[23:48:23] <@be0wulf> THERE ARE NO FUCKING TRAINS
That's all, folks. 'Til next time.
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