16 things I hate about you.

This doesn't really count as a post since it's already been done on Facebook so...just take this as a rehash post-count +1 thing. Anyhow. 16 random facts about me:

1.I have never kissed a girl.

2.Contrary to popular belief, I am not a weeaboo. I merely enjoy spouting random Japanese phrases at inopportune times desu.

3.My dad buys most of my clothes for me. Especially pants. Without him, I'd be pantless.

4.I think music elitists are idiots. That said, THE JONAS BROTHERS FUCKING SUCK.

5.I am not actually “ronery”. I just tend to indulge in the more melancholic aspects of life. Although, I don't think anyone will believe me when I say this.

6.The only book/movie/etc. to make me cry, ever, was Three Comrades by Erich Maria Remarque. Hitler probably read the book and decided that since Jews were so depressing, he'd kill them all.

7.I prefer Pepsi over Coke.

8.I'm so skinny, people frequently mistake me for an anorexic. That said, girls are often jealous of my svelte figure.

9.I love (Asian) horror movies. Problem is, all of my friends are pansies so I never actually get to watch any.

10.I don't think I'm a very interesting person. It's only been 9 points and I'm already running out of things to say about myself.

11.I am not against lolicon. I may not endorse it, but I am also not against it. Take that as you will.

12.My iPod is my best friend. I forget my cellphone, keys, and wallet, but never my iPod.

13.Roulette by System of a Down is my favourite song at this exact moment in time.

14.I browse 4chan, but only /a/, /v/, and sometimes /ck/.

15.Sometimes I surprise even myself with my immaturity.

16.That's what SHE said.



So ronery ;_;

Big Brother is watching

So I was browsing YouTube today and I came across something disturbing.

You know how YouTube has a "Recommended for You" section, where they suggest videos that you may be interested in? I found this gem on that list today:



Do they think I'm a pedophile or something?!? Those girls aren't even legal! I can kinda pictures the FBI monitoring that video, tracing the IP addresses of anyone that watches it. Then showing up at their door. "Sir, we've been informed that you have been watching girls in skimpy skirts dancing on YouTube. Please come with us."

Those girls sure have nice..........................................ears.

"A guru with karreidoscopu eyes"

He sounds like fucking Scooby Doo after a night overindulging in wasabi.

My head hurts...

The title's not supposed to be deep or referencing something. It really does hurt right now.

Anyways, I was talking to a friend and the topic of French came up during the conversation. She asked me to say something in French. I told her that I (almost) failed it in high school. We concluded that I would most probably not be able to survive in France as I would only be able to:

1. Ask to sleep with someone;
2. Ask permission to use the washroom;
3. Tell everyone that the cheese is delicious.

In any case, this is no cause for alarm as I'm not planning a trip to France anytime soon. Those people are only good for making champagne and losing wars.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in France?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

p.s. As a part of my nonexistent New Year's resolutions I've decided to post here on a more regular basis. A decently sized post every Thursday sounds good.

p.p.s. After watching White Album I felt a sudden urge to make this into an anime blog. But...that would require a lot of work and I'm not particularly fond of that. We'll see how it goes.