DEATH TO THE INFIDELS.

...or something like that.

Too much Dawn of War is bad for you. I kept hearing the lines that Space Marine units spout inside my head.

Anyway, so today after class I hung out with lemonade (yes, anthropomorphic citrus drinks are the new thing) at Metrotown. As a result, I learn many new things.

1. At Kingspark Goodfood, one can buy a complete meal with THREE BIG SCOOPS OF RICE for only $6. And for only 75 cents more, you even get a LEMON DRINK.

I am inherently distrustful of Engrish-named stores, so I stuck with my spicy wonton in soup.

2. Macroeconomics online quizzes are more fun when done with a partner. Especially if said partner has no knowledge of economics whatsoever.

3. A fruitless quest for "shoe goo" was had, but not before delicious Tim Horton's iced capp was consumed. I think this list is turning more into a "things we saw" than a "things I learned".

4. On a sudden whim, we visited Games Workshop to check out Warhammer 40k figurines. There, a very enthusiastic salesperson accosted us and told us many interesting things about Space Marines. He could've become a Chaplain, with all his zealotry (For the Emperor!).

5. Apparently girls get a discount on MTG tournament entry fees. Yes, they're that desperate.

6. I have this urge to buy Halo/RE5 (Sheva!!!)/Twilight figurines and mash them together. Especially Sheva and Edward. MmMmMmMMMmmm.

7. Lemonade and I got into a little debate about the merits of Green Day. Well, we're in agreement now, their new album's actually more than half decent.

8. As I was walking home, I saw this middle-aged Southeast Asian woman walking towards me, wearing a pair of tight TNA-esque pants with "Loose Thing" emblazoned across the front. Yes, I kid you not.

On a more somber note, the front page of the Globe and Mail today was about the disappearance of Tori Stafford, late of Woodstock, Ontario. More specifically, the cops have arrested (but not yet Tazored) the two suspects in her case. They also believe that the girl is dead.

Man never ceases to surprise me with his savagery.

Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts...

...or, Chubby Girls and Tighter Levi's :(

Seriously, what's with the fascination with curve-hugging jeans, girls? Yes, I'm looking at you, girl sitting beside me on the bus today. And you too, girl walking in front of me on the way to class.

I mean, if the point is to look desirable to the opposite sex (or the same sex, whatever floats your canoe), I can tell you now, it doesn't work.

Especially when it jiggles.

;_;